On twitter last night, I started replacing words in movie quotes with “bear.” It’s such an absurd thing, this trend of replacing words with other words, but this one kind of works, because it transcends silliness. Ugh. “Transcends.” Anyhow… Continue reading bears.
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celebrating THE THING (1982) [pt. 3 of 3]
To wrap up THING WEEK here at Confusion Central, I have a small collection of screencaps that are from my favorite scenes in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). These are scenes and moments that I really enjoy, or that create a specific mood, or give a little insight into the characters. As with the previous two posts, there be SPOILERS AHEAD.
celebrating THE THING (1982) [pt. 2 of 3]
Today’s post in honor of John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi / horror film The Thing is dedicated to the shots where he used a split-focus diopter to create the illusion of deep focus, that people or items in the foreground and background are in equal focus. A split-focus diopter is a lens attachment that basically makes half the lens nearsighted. However, it also creates a blurry line where the two halves of the lens meet, so it’s best used in shots where that line can be hidden with something in the scene, like a piece of scenery or a person, or in scenes where the lighting is very low-key. Which, incidentally, made it an ideal bit of camera trickery for Carpenter to use in The Thing, since many of the film’s scenes take place at night or on sets that are low-lit. Once again, SPOILERS AHEAD. Continue reading celebrating THE THING (1982) [pt. 2 of 3]
celebrating THE THING (1982) [pt. 1 of 3]
Thirty-one years ago today, John Carpenter’s remake / revision of the science-fiction film The Thing From Another World (dir. Christian Nyby, 1951) opened in theaters across the United States. The Thing (1982) was a box office flop and a critical failure, but later found its popularity in the home video market, and is now considered a modern horror and sci-fi classic. Carpenter took his cues primarily from the novella “Who Goes There?,” by John W. Campbell, Jr., instead of doing a straight remake of that previous feature. The original story is high on paranoia and distrust in the face of an ever-changing alien threat, and Carpenter does an amazing job of taking that sense of growing unease to the nth degree. The tension in The Thing exudes from the screen, ratcheting ever higher as the film progresses and the body count grows. It is one of the best alien invasion films, and one of the last practical special effects extravaganzas, before CGI began flooding the market. But everything I can say about The Thing has been said already, and by more capable people. So here, and over the next two posts, I’d like to share some of my favorite things (ahem) about The Thing, in screencap form! [SPOILERS AHEAD YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED] Continue reading celebrating THE THING (1982) [pt. 1 of 3]
i came. i saw. i chicagoed.
Chicago! I was in you! Continue reading i came. i saw. i chicagoed.
gimme a smoke
I don’t smoke. I have never smoked. I have no desire to actually start smoking. Yet I have terrible, realistic dreams about smoking and the joy it gives me. So what gives? Continue reading gimme a smoke
GPOY!
THIS GUY: Continue reading GPOY!
HorrorHound Weekend Cincinnati 2013 – a retrospectus
I don’t know what retrospectus means, I just wanted to use it in a title. Continue reading HorrorHound Weekend Cincinnati 2013 – a retrospectus
must/mustn’t watch cinema
So as you might have surmised, I am a great lover of film. I’ve hardly met a movie where I didn’t find at least something enjoyable or redeeming about it. Even the really terrible films might have a so-bad-it’s-good kind of quality, or there might have been one standout performance, or maybe one set piece that was very well done in all the awfulness. But then there are films that have a subject matter that, even though I found myself really connecting with the movie, I have an incredibly hard time recommending them to other people. These are films that are obviously going to be hard for other people to watch, usually because of the violence. Continue reading must/mustn’t watch cinema
full disclosure: contains justin bieber
I watch a lot of movies. Last year, I logged close to 300 views; this year the number dropped to about 250. That kind of depressed me, because I wanted to at least match last year’s number. As I did last year, I’ll post a list of everything I viewed, with first time views marked accordingly. I have noticed a disturbing trend, however: the more films I watch, the less books I read, and that is something I’m not particularly proud of. So with the help of some twitter pals, I’m logging my reading over at Goodreads. HORRAY. Continue reading full disclosure: contains justin bieber
