Mom: *grumbles about driving in snow*
Me: “What, don’t you have a teleporter?” Continue reading words my mom says
Mom: *grumbles about driving in snow*
Me: “What, don’t you have a teleporter?” Continue reading words my mom says
…is not even that bad in the grand scheme of life, but man was I horrified to open up iTunes tonight to burn a disc for Co-Worker Mark only to see that my ENTIRE ITUNES LIBRARY IS GONE FROM ITUNES. MY COMPUTER ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.
Bricks shat in 3…2… Continue reading the worst part of my day (NSFW)
Co-worker Mark: “I think the only black* people at this [hockey] game are me and the mayor. It feels kind of nice.”
Me: “I have a question. Do we [white people] all look the same to you?” Continue reading shit my co-workers say, episode 1