On twitter last night, I started replacing words in movie quotes with “bear.” It’s such an absurd thing, this trend of replacing words with other words, but this one kind of works, because it transcends silliness. Ugh. “Transcends.” Anyhow…

“I coulda’ had class. I coulda’ been a contenda’. I coulda’ been somebody, instead of a bear, which is what I am.”

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