For someone who is trying to get back into writing regularly, it really sucks when

record scratch!

whoa.

The draft of this was saved at 4:07:55 am. I thought people were reading my posts in the future, based on the stats that WordPress provides, but as it turns out I AM POSTING FROM THE FUTURE. OH SHIT, I HAVE WON ALL THE SCIENCE.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, YOUR NEW TIME GOD.

(first person to tell me to change the timezone settings gets kicked right in the clockface)